What’s there to know about me? Name: Ashley (ash-lee): Noun, a weird, individual who is curious about the world around her Useful Information: Family>Me, Take me on adventures, Surprise me!, Tell me jokes, I have two ears for a reason, Bottoms up!, Let’s jam out ;D, Make me laugh uncontrollably, Will you be my second player? Random Fact: I have the straightest, crooked pinkies you’ll EVER see LOLTumblr (3.0; @asslang)http://asslang.tumblr.com/“The planet does not need more successful people. The planet desperately needs more peacemakers, healers, restorers, storytellers and lovers of all kind.”<br/><br/> - <em>Dalai Lama   (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://taracaitlin.tumblr.com/">taracaitlin</a>)</em>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53166273338http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53166273338Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:16:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d1d0836294b2de66e4e7c8a79fcae5f/tumblr_mogjgbhzmU1s96utdo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghdos.tumblr.com/post/53079152012/jaw3-womp-womp-what-a-dumb-ass">ghdos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaw3.net/post/53059371567">jaw3</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Womp womp.</p> </blockquote> <p>What a dumb ass.</p> </blockquote>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53166158724http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53166158724Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:14:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c1bf6c834ad8489e2328a9951182acb/tumblr_mm10bqZXL51qao4xuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53025926790http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53025926790Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:44:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvq06ctGBS1qc2y07o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pawluhhh.tumblr.com/post/52954870947/mhmmmm" class="tumblr_blog">pawluhhh</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mhmmmm</p></blockquote>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53025768042http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53025768042Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:41:31 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://floozys.tumblr.com/post/49639219051/boys-will-be-bo-flies-in-punches-you-in">floozys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“<em>boys will be bo</em>-“</p> <p>*flies in* </p> <p>*punches you in the face*</p> <p>bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE </p> </blockquote>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53023393101http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53023393101Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:55:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/646a18f9553a24e0a29fc765ff7d5eec/tumblr_migjd538Rw1qffuefo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toonjester5.tumblr.com/post/44747904732/cutemonster09-hypnolizard-me-on-my-way-to">toonjester5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cutemonster09.tumblr.com/post/44737969162/hypnolizard-me-on-my-way-to-steal-your">cutemonster09</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hypnolizard.tumblr.com/post/43474337987/me-on-my-way-to-steal-your-girlfriend">hypnolizard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.</p> </blockquote> <p>YOU CAN HAVE HER</p> </blockquote> <p>jeSUS</p> <p>TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN</p> </blockquote>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53023379931http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53023379931Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:54:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f12e4775a0297c53bcaf74aa5c4da13/tumblr_mm244oDMCC1r62zwpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3b9e58a63bc3fc7cc8f4827308aadbc/tumblr_mm244oDMCC1r62zwpo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24782b05ee263a7a17a7f38c580148f8/tumblr_mm244oDMCC1r62zwpo3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25035d042a28bf4a47cf1be3430cf3a2/tumblr_mm244oDMCC1r62zwpo4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d42c481f0133243ce12a2821f461f499/tumblr_mm244oDMCC1r62zwpo6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c5e719d33f16a56f48a82298869475d/tumblr_mm244oDMCC1r62zwpo7_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f4f3949c49880e2dff99c731f464082/tumblr_mm244oDMCC1r62zwpo5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leslieseuffert.tumblr.com/post/49245827844/julian-mallard">leslieseuffert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://www.visualnews.com/2013/04/29/julian-mallard-and-his-street-art-go-around-the-world/">Julian Mallard</a></strong></p> </blockquote>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53005840679http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53005840679Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:59:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/779deffe0cb21cb23e224be5dc4e3b5c/tumblr_mo64myeYN01qfmlrxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://obsidiann.tumblr.com/post/52993654474/i-wish-more-people-understood-this" class="tumblr_blog">obsidiann</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I wish more people understood this.</p></blockquote>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53005766545http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53005766545Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:58:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/760e9cbdde0fde281a4517b862e030e8/tumblr_moezgoP0m21r69opoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53005154045http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53005154045Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:46:30 -0400<p>I swear you guys rain on our freakin parade</p>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53003889359http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53003889359Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:23:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c54f4c14c602a6876a91161782f3c064/tumblr_moegqwfZbn1s4peswo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53003860658http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/53003860658Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:22:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eda24a780ccbb78a7d9a65c22a0704ad/tumblr_mkwtplrdF31r5a4tho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rosesuxx.tumblr.com/post/50594574255/fawun-heddykase1-this-is-you-this-is-where">rosesuxx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fawun.tumblr.com/post/50234155092/heddykase1-this-is-you-this-is-where-all-your">fawun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heddykase1.tumblr.com/post/47413074129/this-is-you-this-is-where-all-your-thoughts-are">heddykase1</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this. </p> </blockquote> <p>this is one of the coolest things ive seen on tumblr</p> </blockquote> <p>omg</p> </blockquote>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52928287839http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52928287839Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:37:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnuflgouc61qdy15wo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedoctorwillsaveme.tumblr.com/post/49246448463/asilookatthemoon-thepriest-wilder-was">thedoctorwillsaveme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://asilookatthemoon.tumblr.com/post/42586729942/thepriest-wilder-was-initially-hesitant-but">asilookatthemoon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepriest.tumblr.com/post/7253570873/wilder-was-initially-hesitant-but-finally">thepriest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:</p> <p><em>When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.</em></p> <p>When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”</p> </blockquote> <p>Gene Wilder was a genius.</p> </blockquote> <p>I will always reblog this.</p> </blockquote>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52928169252http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52928169252Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:34:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6dbc33cb54c228b4f4e8a52a3324b256/tumblr_ml07mrlYPm1qmim0ho1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52927181280http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52927181280Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:16:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9effc9a2ef52771fa1ef31f652366712/tumblr_moc3z0eteB1qzcv7no1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psychocereals.tumblr.com/post/52879772222/pleatedjeans-via-is-that-fucking-underwater">psychocereals</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/52867107820/via">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1g9erl/diver_makes_a_bubble/">via</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Is that fucking <em>underwater airbending.</em></p> </blockquote>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52927001085http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52927001085Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:13:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ptg4s3xR1r5zq6ao1_r3_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52926968634http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52926968634Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:12:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://graffeti.tumblr.com/post/49350060779/my-grandma-is-angry-at-my-grandpa-because-when">graffeti</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife</p> </blockquote>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52926919907http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52926919907Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:11:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8fbe0e16de5d1c367f4450b9844ceb18/tumblr_mo7psdJkjS1socx7io1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cda260a4393446c9acad51018c8b9cdc/tumblr_mo7psdJkjS1socx7io2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00c84cf57853129555841b4a3f70e1d4/tumblr_mo7psdJkjS1socx7io4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18f84aa24ac5d167fa7b45b3c6d05f76/tumblr_mo7psdJkjS1socx7io3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><span>He is the f*cking best</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span></span><br/>This is why I love Disney so much</p>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52740545056http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52740545056Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:07:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61kf3gSY31rquu55o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://entoxicating.tumblr.com/post/52528447962">entoxicating</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this</p> </blockquote>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52644235265http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52644235265Mon, 10 Jun 2013 15:05:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/50bbe96303d30c492c1b738e1c50fa2d/tumblr_mkse40NgD91qcb58yo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82af1533aba06a9ba3565ecbc94a8150/tumblr_mkse40NgD91qcb58yo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4631c8db25679fb95678f485851a5de8/tumblr_mkse40NgD91qcb58yo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://intimateaff3ction.tumblr.com/post/50238537213/its-happened-to-all-if-us">intimateaff3ction</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s happened to all if us</p> </blockquote>http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52644220184http://asslang.tumblr.com/post/52644220184Mon, 10 Jun 2013 15:04:58 -0400